Koi no Housoku
Vocals: Hisakawa Aya

Bunkakei no ko wa koi mo HETA ne
Romantic dake ja tsuzukanai yo
Koi no housoku rikai dekitara
Suteki na kare hyaku nin tsukureru kamone

   Even cultured girls can be bad at love
   Just being romantic isn't enough
   If you understand the laws of love
   You can make a hundred wonderful boyfriends

Arara unmei no megamisama
Hikitsutte hohoemu no
Chotto keisan ga chigatta mitai
Bakuhatsu shicau zo!

   Oh, the goddess of fate
   Is laughing convulsively
   It looks like the calculations were a bit wrong
   It's going to explode!

Tokimeki no shinpaku kazu hakari
Atehameta shiki de kotae dashita
"Kakuritsu wa 0% akiramenasai"
UN nakishite misetara suuchi mo kawaru

   Calculating the number of heartbeats
   Applying this formula I've came up with an answer
   "Your chances are 0%, give up"
   No, if I begin crying even that number can change

Ahaha unmei no megamisama
Kao ga waratte nai yo
Konna housoku wa ateni naranai yo
INCHIKI ja nai no!

   Ha, the goddess of fate
   Her face isn't laughing
   These laws aren't correct
   I'm not a magician!

Unmei no megamisama
Hikitsutte hohoemu no
Koi no housoku ni BAGU ga arukoto
Kakushite ita desho

   The goddess of fate
   Is laughing convulsively
   In the laws of love, bugs
   Can be hiding

Koi no housoku ni BAGU ga atte mo
Furimuite anata

   Even if there are bugs in the laws of love
   Just ignore it