Megami-sama tto Oyoubi
Vocals: Touma Yumi

Moshi anta ga hito yori
Shiawase wo nozomu no nara
Sore nari no un to doryou ga hitsuyou

   If, more than others
   You wish for happiness
   Luck and hard work are necessary

Dakedo raku ni imasugu
Kakujitsu ni te ni ireta kya
Tamashi wo akuma ni uru no mo te da yo

   But as for an easy immediate way
   If you find something like that
   You'll be selling your soul to the devil

*Oh my god! Oh my god!
Megamisama tto oyoubi soshite hizamazuku no yo
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Mikaeri nashi de ii negai kanaete ageru
Kamisama ga toku!

   Oh my god! Oh my god!
   Call a goddess, then get down on one knee
   Oh my god! Oh my god!
   Don't look back; I will grant your wish
   Gods are convenient!

Fushiawase ga jinsei
Ii koto wa nakatte yo to
Onageki no kikei wa tokubetsu kyuusa

   An unhappy life
   With no good things happening
   This sadness calls for a special relief

Okanemochi de wagamama
Takabisha de oousotsuki
So ieba bachi no ataru yatsu mo ita

   Wealthy and selfish
   Stuck-up and lying
   When it comes to those, they will receive divine punishment

Oh my god! Oh my god!
Megamisama wa kirei aeru dake de gokuraku
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Inotte yokatta to kansha no tegami morau
Kamisama ga toku!

   Oh my god! Oh my god!
   The goddess is beautiful; just meeting her is paradise
   Oh my god! Oh my god!
   I receive letters saying that they are glad they prayed
   Gods are convenient!

* Repeat