Shougakusei Ja Nain Dakara
Vocals: Fuchizaki Yuriko

MANYUARU DEETO mo dekinai
Tasekenai aniki
KISU kurai shita no notte
Tazuneta kedo hanashi sorasu ni

   Can't even date on his own
   What a shameful brother
   As for if they've ever kissed
   When I ask him, he avoids the question

Haretara umi zoi kouen
Sasotte goran yo
Tobikiri no obentou
Youi shite kanojo matteru

   When it's sunny go to a seaside park
   Please try to invite her along
   An excellent lunchbox
   That she's ready with and waiting

Watashi ni iwaserya yasashisatte
Kiyowa na jibun wo KAMOFURAAJU dekichau
Benri na kotoba ne

   I'm startled by her kindness
   She can camouflage her own weak self
   It's such a convenient thing

Koibito nara mitsume atte
Ironna koto wo hanasanakucha
Soba ni ireba mune tokimeku
Shougakusei jya nain dakara

   If you're lovers, go meet and stare
   You don't have to talk about different things
   If she's by your side your heart will beat
   You're not a grade schooler anymore

Anmari nani mo shinai to
Kyoumi nai no kato
Onna no ko kanchigai
Sugu akirare suterarechau yo

   If you don't do anything
   She will lose interest
   If she misunderstands
   She'll get tired and leave

Kanojo no egao wa marude megami
Otawai ai tte wo taisetsu ni shisugite
Koerarenai no ne

   Her smile is as if she were a goddess
   She knows well that reciprocal love is important
   You can't get through, can you

Tate wo daite hiki yosereba
Futsuu no ko nara me wo tojiruwa
Ato wa jibun de kenkyuu shite
Hito ni osowaru koto ja nai yo

   Embracing her shoulders, drawing your chairs close
   If she's an ordinary girl she'll close her eyes
   After that do some research
   It's not something that can be taught  

Keiichi: Be-Belldandy...
Belldandy: Hai, nan deshou?

   Be-Belldandy...
   Yes? What is it?

DEETO sureba temotsu nagushi
Shougakusei mo susunderu yo
Futarikiri no CHANSU ga kite
Aishite irunara shoubu shinakya
Gutaiteki na chishiki wa aru?
Hinin wa shite ne omoi yari yo

   If you date, you'll be comfortable with what you have
   Even grade schoolers can progress
   A chance for the two of you will come
   If you love her, don't play games
   Is there a definite wisdom?
   Oh, and don't forget to use birth control (!)

K: Yoku kuchidaseru na, sonna koto

   You shouldn't say things like that, you know